Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 Filed under: General Disgruntlement Sponsored by no one. Funded by nothing. HQ: Wherever the wifi works Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 Filed under: General Disgruntlement Sponsored by no one. Funded by nothing. HQ: Wherever the wifi works Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026 Join the Party
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Voice of the
Lazy &
Unemployed.

A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.

Join the Party → Read the Manifesto
hiccky0@gmail.com
5Demands
0Corporate donors
∞Patience
1Founder, no PA
Official Poster · No. 001 ★ ★ ★
The Founder addresses the swarm at the inaugural rally

Together · Resilient · Unstoppable

"They tried to step on us.
We came back."

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Chapter One

Our Movement's
Vision.

We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.

Our Mission

Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.

The Five Demands

The Manifesto.

Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.

  1. 01

    If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.

  2. 02

    If any legitimate vote is deleted, whether in any state, the matter should face strict legal review and transparent public accountability.

  3. 03

    Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.

  4. 04

    Media ownership should follow transparent rules and independent review to support fair, responsible, and accountable journalism.

  5. 05

    Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.

Membership

Are you eligible
to join?

We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.

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Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you.
No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."

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Get in touch

Connect
with us.

Want to join, volunteer, complain, or send a meme? Email us directly.

  • Email hiccky0@gmail.com
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  • Headquarters Wherever the wifi works.
  • Founder Abhijeet DipkeFounder & Convenor
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